My month of luck!

MinDmg January 17, 2019 3:40 am

This month has been by far the unluckiest month of my life!
This chain of misfortunes began on a single day, where I went for a check up at hospital since I didn't have much of appetite for few days and it turned out that I had a cold, which is scarier than anything in my case since whenever I catch a cold I basically become the most useless being on the planet.
But oh, how lucky I was, that wasn't even the beginning of my duper month, I rested the next day and when I woke up, I got greeted with a cockroach standing in front of my face, with it's antenna thingy inspecting my nose, and as anyone would have expected I screamed my soul out before steaming out of the fking room, by chance the house keeper was ringing the bell, and I went crying to open the door and asked for her help then she killed that monster.
After calming down, I quickly went and scrapped the hell out of my face with soap, i barely prevented myself from fainting but with washing my face so hard, my nose started bleeding, and I had the longest nosebleed in my whole life!!! Not only a cold, not only woke up with a kiss from cockroach but the nosebleed was added to the mix, but nooo that wasn't the end.
I didn't sleep for three days after that, thanks to my little friend, I kept having those cockroaches nightmares whenever I fall asleep, but I slept on the forth day after a fever striked me hard taking all the energy in my body, no cockroach in the whole world was scary enough to keep me awake after that.. I slept like a corpse!
After my sleeping coma, I woke up energetic and fully had recovered from the cold, so I decided to take a walk as a refresher since I didn't get out of the house for three days, and then, I fell off the stairs... Thankfully I didn't get hurt much so I quickly stood up only to fall the rest of the stairs down, I went to the hospital again and had my dislocated shoulder fixed... Sigh...
I had to rest for few days to be more on the safe side, then my friend called me and invited me to hang out, I wanted to get out of the house so bad so I agreed easily, man at this point I didn't care even if we went to the garbage I just wanted to go out somewhere... So we went to a restaurant near by, hahahaha- ah excuse me, it's just I'm so lost at words, the waiter spilled all our food, not on the floor, but on me, yes, I went again to the hospital, thankfully it was only first degree burn so it wasn't that bad, but yeah I bet the doctors in the ER memorized my face by now.
After I got out of the hospital, terrified by the outside world, I quickly took a taxi back home... Everything in me couldn't be more broken, is what I thought back then, but I proved myself wrong again when I closed the taxi's door only to slip off face first in the middle of the street, my face was burning me with pain, the taxi driver got out and helped me up and asked me if he wanted to drive me back to the hospital and I literally just bursted into tears as I nodded to him.
When we got there, the doctors didn't even ask for my name, they knew me right away, I became their regular patient, after I got treated I went back home, and just slept like a log, I think I'll just stay inside my house for a while before exploring the outside world again ...
I'm seriously writing this here because I'm afraid to go out or invite someone to talk to, since I don't know what might happen, man, this was one hell of a month for me that I'm just laughing at what happened, thought I'll share my lucky month, that way someone at least will get a laugh out of it...

Responses
    Blacktiger January 17, 2019 4:33 am

    Geez, that sounds really rough. I hope you receive better luck this coming year during Chinese New Year (Feb. 5) even if you don’t celebrate it!

    Cap36 January 17, 2019 4:54 am

    I’m always up to chatting if you want!

    InsomniacEnigma January 17, 2019 7:20 am

    Omg that sucks! One disaster after another. Hopefully you've used up all ur bad luck and a chunk of good luck would come ur way soon :<

    MinDmg January 18, 2019 3:04 am
    Geez, that sounds really rough. I hope you receive better luck this coming year during Chinese New Year (Feb. 5) even if you don’t celebrate it! Blacktiger

    Man, I hope so too, felt like I used all my bad luck for this year, if not my lifetime

    MinDmg January 18, 2019 3:06 am
    I’m always up to chatting if you want! Cap36

    Thanks for the offer! I just prefer to stay away from people for awhile lol, just to be on the safe side

    MinDmg January 18, 2019 3:07 am
    Omg that sucks! One disaster after another. Hopefully you've used up all ur bad luck and a chunk of good luck would come ur way soon :< InsomniacEnigma

    I hope so, or else it will be time to change my name to disaster magnet altogether

    MinDmg January 18, 2019 3:08 am
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    Uh what?

    InsomniacEnigma January 18, 2019 8:50 am
    I hope so, or else it will be time to change my name to disaster magnet altogether MinDmg

    mmm... actually, now that you've said it. I sort of remembered this manga that reminded me of ur situation. Maybe ur possessed by a God of destruction :/

    http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/fukouchuu_no_shiawase/
    I just wanted you to know cuz it's an interesting case

    MinDmg January 18, 2019 2:31 pm
    mmm... actually, now that you've said it. I sort of remembered this manga that reminded me of ur situation. Maybe ur possessed by a God of destruction :/http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/fukouchuu_no_shiawase/I ... InsomniacEnigma

    What I said was actually a reference to it (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    InsomniacEnigma January 18, 2019 5:44 pm
    What I said was actually a reference to it (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ MinDmg

    haha wow xD nice reference. Maybe I didn't exactly know when said cuz it has been ages, but it made me subtly remember it, so nice (≧∀≦)

    MinDmg January 19, 2019 1:42 am
    haha wow xD nice reference. Maybe I didn't exactly know when said cuz it has been ages, but it made me subtly remember it, so nice (≧∀≦) InsomniacEnigma

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