The most logical answer completely ignored for emotional abuse and side of batshit crazy all in the name of yaoi.
Or plucking nose hairs
Omg! So true! Lmao!
Or tickling him
A prayer to the yaoi gods: I beg of you. Please make all they wannabe sjw move over to reddit, and quit contaminating this site. They’ve been misguided and do not know what yaoi is. Move them towards the light to a site that cares about their inane ramblings
Maybe it needs to be a special type? Tears from emotional things and something like cutting onions or using eyedrops are different.
Oh wow, people wants things they read to not be about rape and disturbing shit!! who would say people could want to read good things with good plot??!
now i want to read the manga with the onions!
Exactly. Daya seems to think that all yaoi has this plot but they can't seem to follow that to its logical conclusion: if all yaoi has this plot then they're getting everything they want while others are denied it altogether. Apparently, they not only want to shit in their own pot, they want to be able to shit in everyone else', too. Typical Trumpite. HMMMM.....
Finally, if every yaoi is NOT like this (which it isn't), their point might have made more sense, but then they'd have to admit that yaoi ISN'T all disturbing shit like this. Even MORE Trumpite logic. Again, HMMMMMM.
This could be easily solved by just asking him to cut some onions...