Meh. My husband picked me up with, "What winks and fucks like a tiger?" Then he winked at me. So, I've heard worse! LMAO
That's cute lmao
LOL I thought so too. That's why I married him. He has the same sense of humour that I do. I often play the "straight man" to his comedian. We've had many laughs together and with our sons over the last 25 years.
Now that's every married's life dreams.
I'll be the first to admit that I'm really blessed to have such a great family and life. I must have done something in another life to deserve it because I sure as hell haven't done anything in this one to deserve something this wonderful. LOL I hope that you can find this kind of happiness too, if you haven't already.
Aww I hope so too wwww
A guy once said to me is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to your vagina because my dick wants to climb it
Sorry, I mean to like
My husband's line was "don't be surprise you wake up next to me 10 yrs from now" that was about 17 yrs ago.
Smooth. (▰˘◡˘▰)
Lmao
"The harbor which you should dock at is at my heart." seriously? what a pick up line! ╮(￣▽￣)╭