Depends. These are my current favourite:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoGe3_kle9i/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1w145artw3ypj
"Pika Pika"
―Pikachu
So now have I become your enemy, by telling you the truth?
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market.
Fuck all that shit if I can get a promotion
>u> Don't know if thats a quote but I like it alot so :3
nothing is either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Life is a scam so fuck off
“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world— not even our troubles.” Charles Chaplin.
What's your favorite quote?