« I recently bought a villa on the beach near Paris » What ? XD

Hahaha I had the same reaction, like "hmmm where ? are you sure it's a real beach because I don't see how it's possible"

Maybe it’s near for her because she takes a jet to go there xD

LMAO yeah probably, you know I was like "does she mean that fake thing called Paris Plage ?" cause that's the closest thing that might exist. Someone didn't do their geography homework.