"This thing here is so honest"
(basically a your mind might be saying no, but your body is saying yes) bit rapey.
"Lewd" wonder why translators got so fixated on this term, as opposed to something more common like sexy, hot, naughty etc.
"I haven't even touched you and you're already this wet"
"You say you don't want it but your body is responding"
"Sorry but I can't hold it in anymore *thrusts in unprepared hole*"
"Your insides is melting me"
"Is your stomach okay"
Semen isn't going to get into his stomach, your dick isn't that big.
"Is your body okay"
Apparently anal sex leaves yaoi men unable to walk the next day.
Happens to real life men and women too, depending on how rough the sex was.
Yeah these ones hold some merit...if they cum inside and leave it there...you know when you gotta go reaaaally bad and it actually gives u a stomach ache...feels like that. And if you aren't used to anal sex it definitely feels like you were just at the gym for 24 hours straight
i vomited a lil while reading this thread
IM SHOOKETH
"This place is(/has become) like a woman's"
Can't think of anything else rn... and this thread is kinda funny xD
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
"I am so happy you are cumming without a condom in my female body" "I'll make you come with my middle finger" "Senpai please notice me"
Something's coming out...!"
If you don't what's about to come out of your body, you've got problems.
"*dick enters* my stomach is so full"
"*meets for 2 weeks* *has sex* *the day after* I love you"
"You're hole is twitching for me"
"Can you hear the sounds your hole is making?"
"No don't not that spot!"
"I want your pee pee"
"I'm going to impregnate you/ bear my children"
Like, Mpreg is hot, but I doubt guys actually use it on guys in those times (￣∇￣")
Yaoi phrases that no one says in real life...
"Roger"
"I'm feeling strange"
"I like you"