
Ikrrrrrrr like- if they just look good or one is more dominant looking than the other one (taller, buffer, more masculine or whatever) i’m like; OH GAWD JUZ FUDGE ALREADY
I’ve never said so out loud to some guys like that but this one time i slipped when i were talking to two other guys i had my suspicions on and turns out they were actually together

Priest(desguised devil worshipper): now u can kiss the bride.
Me: awe shit how tho
https://www.memecenter.com/fun/2265769/ask-me-how-i-got-this-smile/comments
Him: how about we have some fun tonight
Me: oooommmmmggg yas
Him: just kidding
Me: what the fuuuucccckkk (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸