I really can't take dirty talk seriously..like if I'm having sex and my partner goes "Im gonna fuck you with my big,fat dick", I would surely burst out laughing
I did laugh once when the guy I was going to have sex said something like that (not really the same words, but same meaning), I had a hard time stop laughing that night!!!
SO IT'S NOT JUST ME??? i would be laughing so hard the mood would be out the fucking window. why do some guys think we will be into those lines??? Anything of the "Take my dick" variety is a turn off.
I really can't take dirty talk seriously..like if I'm having sex and my partner goes "Im gonna fuck you with my big,fat dick", I would surely burst out laughing