A lot of you fujoshis/danshis keep asking what would you do if you wake up as opposite gen...

Turd lord November 5, 2017 8:39 pm

A lot of you fujoshis/danshis keep asking what would you do if you wake up as opposite gender, and all of ye wana do is beat yer meat, and shlick yer beans like fucking gross. Let me teach you some basic anatomy and chromosome 101. We are all have the same blueprint, a human blueprint (gasp) but if your chromosome turns girly it becomes a clit and other functional part that makes you a woman, and if your chromosome turns a dude it grows into a dick with the functional capacity as a dude. But if ye fap, y'all have the same feelings. Guys ejaculate, and you squirt, holy shit even the contractions of the orgasm is the same, and it feels the same. Don't believe me, grab a mirror and pull your clit hood and look closely. It's a fucking small dick tip. I ain't even joking. We are all have dicks ffs. Need more proof? go do some research about fucking giant clit, the dark side of porn has some amazing big clit quality, it's fucking gross but it's educational. Guys balls actually are female fat vagina lips, but it spreads open to make the opening of a vagina. Human is fucking amazing. And I love anatomy. Now go do something else if you wake up as opposite gender. Stop putting your goddamn beautiful mind in the gutter. Don't gender identity yourself too, just be beautiful and love yourself. Who gives a fuck if you are a gay or straight or whatever the hell is hype now. Be love, be yourself, it's more important than anything else.

Responses
    Anonymous November 5, 2017 10:46 pm
    feminazi alert. the wage gap doesn't exist. you're hilarious. justme

    Multiple sources (that can be found on Google) say otherwise (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

    Innocence November 5, 2017 10:51 pm
    That sounds like something trump would say, or an alt right supporter. @Anonymous

    Indeed.

    Kookiechii November 5, 2017 10:51 pm
    lm just a normal girl that reading yaoi some times( when the story is interesting) but if i wake up to find my self a man i will kill my self end of the story (i cant face my bf then .. ) @Anonymous

    Ah look, sounds like a transphobe and you have a bf who can’t accepy you for who you are from a small gender change, the Love is there huh,

    Ennui November 5, 2017 10:58 pm

    Only reason I'd want to be a guy really is to not bleed for a week every month anymore... The money I would save! And society wouldn't pressure me into shaving all the hair except on the head. So much free time!

    justme November 5, 2017 11:02 pm
    Multiple sources (that can be found on Google) say otherwise (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 @Anonymous

    same thing could be said against that.

    Turd lord November 5, 2017 11:05 pm
    Woooww lots of ignorance and transphobia here. You stink of arrogance and your patronizing attitude is repellent. And you know jack shit about chromosomes xD bloomie

    And what part of transphobia is that? I said don't gender identify yourself, I am talking about us as human species, that we are all the same. I don't know where did you get this idea of transphobia, is it because i said giant clit? That's amusing. I know the fact that in some country transgender are considered sacred people. because they live in both world, as a male and female at the same time, and they are considered as deity in some of native asian tribe. In an ancient civilization culture they even acknowledge these people and they treat them with more respect, with higher status, a decision maker, their shaman etc because they are the living proof that there is duality in the human genes. They walk in both realms. It's not fucking abnormal, it's fucking awesome! Humans are awesome! Be a human, stop trying to be something else.

    Anonymous November 5, 2017 11:19 pm
    feminazi alert. the wage gap doesn't exist. you're hilarious. justme

    http://www.businessinsider.com/gender-wage-pay-gap-charts-2017-3

    bloomie November 5, 2017 11:41 pm
    What are you even talking about? All I said was if I woke up as a man I would make it for financial gain, unlike my every day life (not just me but every black woman faces the same shit). You need to calm the f... @Anonymous

    Riiiight? red pill alert. what a piece of shit xD

    justme November 5, 2017 11:43 pm
    That sounds like something trump would say, or an alt right supporter. @Anonymous

    i've never considered myself a trump or alt right supporter but sure, i guess you could say my views on the wage gap is the same as theirs. types of career, the amount of hours and days one puts in their work, and the time they've been in that job can affect the amount earned. thus making the wage of women and men different. many men work in IT careers where they're gonna clearly get paid more than a woman working at an office. this is not discrimination, this is whether that woman wanna put the work and get into the same career as him or stay working in that office and complain she is getting paid less. now the issue is what if the man and woman work in the same job? well, hours and days still come to play. you can't expect a woman who has missed 2 days of work get paid the same as a man who has worked full week. what if they've worked the same job, hours, days etc? then yes, i agree that there is discrimination and something is wrong. but even then, the woman has the right to report her employer because it is illegal to discriminate based on sex. the issue is complicated and i don't want to talk in depth about it. this is just the general idea i've looked into. overall, feminazis complaining about the wage gap are hilarious. it's almost if not, just as hilarious as them complaining about mansplaining.

    {____} November 5, 2017 11:46 pm
    feminazi alert. the wage gap doesn't exist. you're hilarious. justme

    I don't know if the wage gap exists outside of corporate jobs, but i do have some experience with it. That or my boss was actually a misogynist. True story, I'm really bad at telling stories so bare with me, please.
    Years ago, I was working at a cafe, sold sandwiches and drinks, everyone started off making 8 bucks an hour, after a year you got a 25cent raise. Except for one lady in her 50s, she baked the breads and cookies, she was making 10 dollars an hour. My boyfriend at the time had just gotten fired from blockbuster for stealing candy, he needed a job. I got him an interview at the cafe, he had no previous restaurant work experience, he was hired to be a shift leader (In 2 years I worked there, there was no such position) at 11.50/hour. And he got to pick his shifts. He ended up getting fired after calling in "too drunk to work" not once, not twice, but 6 different times.
    So, I dunno if it counts or not but that is my experience.

    bloomie November 5, 2017 11:47 pm
    And what part of transphobia is that? I said don't gender identify yourself, I am talking about us as human species, that we are all the same. I don't know where did you get this idea of transphobia, is it beca... @Turd lord

    Nobody's trying to be. My guess is, you're about 17 and you think you know everything, and you believe you're just sooooo much smarter than everyone else (especially all us "dumb fujoshi"). You're honestly cringeworthy and if/when you ever grow up, you'll look back on your superiority complex with chagrin. You honestly seem to think you're educating people, when all you're doing is being extremely arrogant and off-putting.

    bloomie November 5, 2017 11:52 pm
    i've never considered myself a trump or alt right supporter but sure, i guess you could say my views on the wage gap is the same as theirs. types of career, the amount of hours and days one puts in their work, ... justme

    You are so ignorant it's honestly both painful and hilarious to read the shit that's spewing out of you xD. Fuck off back to the red pill--honestly, what are you even doing here?? You're so MRA it's like reading a script. Y'all can't even come up with any new bullshit. It's all the same old tired garbage that's been disproved countless times.

    justme November 5, 2017 11:57 pm
    You are so ignorant it's honestly both painful and hilarious to read the shit that's spewing out of you xD. Fuck off back to the red pill--honestly, what are you even doing here?? You're so MRA it's like readin... bloomie

    i'll admit i'm not very involved in these political problems so i could be ignorant. i'm not gonna deny. so what's new on your end? are the men still still hurting your feelings? is fathers day still a pain in your neck? what's going on?

    {____} November 6, 2017 12:11 am
    http://www.businessinsider.com/gender-wage-pay-gap-charts-2017-3 @Anonymous

    (⊙…⊙ ) my eyes are now opened

    justme November 6, 2017 12:27 am
    http://www.businessinsider.com/gender-wage-pay-gap-charts-2017-3 @Anonymous

    right. "By contrast, jobs in fields like education, social work, and nursing are largely female-dominated and pay substantially less than fields that are male-dominated." i think this is an important sentence. it's not just gender/sex, but position and types of jobs. i agree with the article. i like it. but the reports almost never talk about the types of careers or jobs women and men take. it only talks about it slightly at the bottom which contradicts the purpose of the whole article.

    "Despite being better-educated than men, women with professional and graduate degrees still earn less than their male counterparts, and sometimes even less than men who are less educated than they are." i like this part too. because it doesn't talk about the careers/jobs/positions at all, just what educated women and men earn. like it's totally not connected. being educated instantly means you must earn more than man even if you have a shit job.

    Turd Lord November 6, 2017 12:32 am
    Nobody's trying to be. My guess is, you're about 17 and you think you know everything, and you believe you're just sooooo much smarter than everyone else (especially all us "dumb fujoshi"). You're honestly crin... bloomie

    This is quite amusing, now you attack my personal being since you have nothing else to contribute. That's quite primitive behavior. But let me amuse you even more, I am *cough* trying to find some paper material about human behavior and the social implications around it. Found some quite amusing subject tonight, You being one of them. So thank you for being my lab rat. I'll publish the paper soon. First You try to label me as transphobia, and I don't think that is working, so you tried to attack my personalities and guessing my age because well yes I do act obnoxious for obvious reason, but the message I am trying to say is loud and clear no? And you decide to swipe all that away under the rug. That is just hilarious. And now you are also trying to play victim by saying "dumb fujoshi" Amazing. Try to be positive a little.

    DouchebagMcEmo November 6, 2017 5:11 am

    Okay so.. Back to the root of the problems. What would u do if you woke up as opposite gender?

    {____} November 6, 2017 8:44 pm
    This is quite amusing, now you attack my personal being since you have nothing else to contribute. That's quite primitive behavior. But let me amuse you even more, I am *cough* trying to find some paper materia... @Turd Lord

    Yes I believe you, be sure to post a link to your published paper. Please.


    Man, I wish I had read this before work, it would have kept a smile on my face all day.