Would've Loved...

So I would've become all business and matter of fact. I would address my position of being gay (no longer willing to bow to nisan) then segway right into exposing dear step-bitch!! I'll show her how to put someone's business on front street!

I see the convo going like this;
after step-bitch said that if he'd responded with, "actually that's my lover who I introduced to you as my boyfriend, remember. So he's definitely not just the hired help. Then turned to bro and say-you also should know my preference since you beat me for it when I thought I could count on you for advice. Though I respect your opinion regarding homosexuality its not my opinion & I'm no longer scarred that you'll attack me and I won't live my life for you or anyone else. I'm happy!!" Next address the whole table with "I'm not asking you to accept my choices though it'll be great if you could, nor do you have to force yourself to be in my life. (Take me or leave me) I'm sorry if I've said too much but with this maybe Noona (turns and look her dead in her eyes) will stop stalking me and find a love interest that wants her back. I wish this could've been a happy family dinner but I guess she didn't want that! I've endured her constant overtures & manipulations every since you guys married and thought once I'd moved out she'd realize I DO NOT RECIPROCATE HER FEELINGS but she's continued to be obsessive to this day which I find pitiful. Even today's topic was to "scare" me b/c I don't want to fight with my brother. I hope you now understand we will NEVER be." Then to the family, "I hope I can count on your support on this manner. B/c of how she is we've never formed a family bond so this constant meddling is starting to form into hate. Please help her so that she'll understand this properly!"

And to be extra dramatic (til the end) I'd excuse myself stating I've lost my appetite but please do invite me to the next family dinner!