To calm down from the "Bitch-san" drama, try listening to this https://www.youtube.com/wa...

but i am the GOD of this horny country

I'm starting to question how I got sucked into this small group of sadists..

I only have 3 more years until I can drink alcohol! Let me drink tea for now.. ╥﹏╥

awh.. shit.. hm. hm.
BUT I AM... ... .... ... JESUS OF THIS HORNY COUNTRY!
You can't hurt your own son, can you now?

I can and I will

ever since you agreed to call Moan "daddy"

You still won't drink anything.
Neither alchohol, tea, water, beverages, etc.
Except one sticky, white substance ( °( ° ʖ( ° ʖ °)ʖ °) °)

Hah. He totally gave in - in his part.

Frosting?

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... ah, yes. you're still.. "innocent"
You still have a lot to learn! Female/male genital, puberty and obv. sex ed! You have no choice but to be aware which condom is the perfect use during sex.

Say, do you want to practice on a justin bieber blow up doll?

are you going to give him a live demonstration?

Justin Beiber is unattractive.. -.-

is it only the fact that its justin that puts you off? not that its a blow up doll?

Man, where have you been stocking up all these good ideas? Why yes, of course I'm!
Vincent is gonna be one of those dumb pandas and I'll be a live demonstrater, wearing a panda costume! :)
Fun fact: pandas are so dumb driven to the point where they don't know how to have sex to make babies. So a coworker has to demonstrate them by wearing a panda costume while fucking another dude who is also wearing a costume.

Ya, that too.

thats interesting

honeeeeeeey-senpai, nemenmeneennnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
ngggh, i guess i will go play with myself.

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