I’m sorry but…(read at own peril)

showering isn't illegal. Also bacterias are everywhere. They live on our skin gut literally everywhere and if poop particles were found in beard that means it's in the environment, it's not like people with beards love smearing poop on their faces ToT.

…you don’t say. Shocking! However, this is men we are talking about. Men, who numerous studies have shown, don’t even wash their hands, hence poop particles in their beards . “69% of men did not wash their hands after using a public bathroom”; “ only 31% of men washed their hands with soap”. But by all means, continue to go off.

Sweetie the thing is that beard is maintained. Plus he’s fictional not real, and irl men CAN also still maintain their beard regardless if they don’t you or me don’t have a say on that you think it’s dirty? Then don’t touch it. Whatever happens to the guy is his own fault for not maintaining it period

Umm, sweetheart. Stfu with your patronizing bullshit This is my opinion, backed by studies, you read at your own peril, none of what you commented is even remotely relevant. If you want to lick poop off a man’s beard, have at it. It’s just not for me.

I do know that there was this girl who got a bacteria infection on her face after making out with a guy with a beard. I love a good clean beard too but chaii I’m a bit scared now

You're acting like all men don't wash their hands and that study is based in the west and not all men are white people lmao. C'mon know, let us use our common sense and it's not even a full beared.

You're a fucking bitch and I bet you hear thay a lot.

Reading about a fictional man and comparing them to real men is different. I doubt that fact applies to phone screen characters so what's the relevance?

With that logic, everyone complaining about toxic, abusive, rapist semes should just keep quiet as well. Because they are just phone screen characters

Moving the goal post from beards and hygiene to abusive behaviour shows you want the need to win at any cost.

Those characters exist in stories that want to glorify that behaviour by having it shown in a romantic genre. False equivalence

It’s not “moving the goalpost”—it’s exposing the inconsistency in your logic. You dismissed real hygiene facts with “they’re just fictional characters,” as if that somehow invalidates any comparison. But if fictional men are off-limits because they’re not real, then logically, all those complaints about toxic semes should be irrelevant too. You can’t cherry-pick when fiction matters.

Also, it’s not a false equivalence—it’s a parallel. People project fantasy ideals onto fictional men while ignoring how those same ideals are contradicted by real-life behaviors, like the very real issue of men skipping basic hygiene. I held up a mirror. You didn’t like the reflection.

And honestly, you seem a little too triggered by a post about poop particles in beards. Bit defensive for someone who definitely washes their hands after they wipe… or maybe just doesn’t mind a lil’ facial flavor, yeah?

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