I too want a boyfriend who is tall, crazy over me, would do everything for me, protect me ...

I too want a boyfriend who is tall, crazy over me, would do everything for me, protect me like crazy, madly in love with me, pervy, handsome, has awesomely sharp teeth, wide-ass mouth that could easily devour me if he wanted to, and is ready to get a slit tongue just because I asked for it..... ┗( T﹏T )┛