oh don’t even get me started. i once read a omegaverse novel where the alpha imprinted on the omega as kids but separated. the alpha had to have sex with different omegas so that he doesn’t die from separation side effects but no condoms could fit him. so he always ejaculates outside the omegas, which apparently doesn’t get them pregnant. the story was trash but i had to take a big ass breather after that whole spiel on how upset he was that he couldn’t find any condom big enough to fit him. like how big is his schlong? in an omegaverse, where the smallest alpha schlong is the size of an arm
I feel like it might be neither of them know how to put one on correctly, so both end up thinking it doesn’t fit
Heyyy, out of topic but this got me curious about what this novel is, can i ask for the title?
ig the saying is true - one man’s trash might be another man’s treasure. but on a serious note, throw away your brain when you read it. read the trigger warnings too. novel is Psycho Trap
Lowkey hate the “if it will fit this time” like you can stretch the mfs up your whole arm like hello?