Me every time they come from their asses like... I don't think anything aside from biological chocolate should be exiting from that whole Quest
Fr like I get they obviously have org*sms from the back, but unless it's lube or someone else's cum - anything else coming out from there...should stay there (unless they're into some waterworks then that's that - no kink shaming).
"Look at how wet you are." That made laugh. Like dude...unless you used lube if he's wet from his behind then you better take him to the doctor.
Sometimes I need to remind myself that logic should be thrown out the window when reading BL/Yaoi, because those authors don't even do basic research.