Like wdym for over 18 years you haven't looked at your ass. bs.

it's kinda under his ass... like, the curve between his cheeks and thigh? you'd have to lift it up to see it properly.
unless he's the type to look at himself in the mirror while scrutinizing every part of like that, how is he supposed to know?
(even i can only count a handful of times i've directly looked at that part of my ass and it was only bc i was checking for chafing)

rightt but fr when was the last time u looked at your bare ass