How come you're still here??!
Becuase I'm a judgy fuck
No darling. It's because your ass is being entertained. Do thank the author for that. Mkay?
No
That's fine, you WILL read it to the end. So, that shows you appreciate their work.
Why the fuck you tryna summon me into finishing this
Darling, because we all know every reader of this story cannot live without knowing the end. You're no different.
How does this never get better