I never realized trotting away in a pool float was so infantilizing

RIGHT. my first thought

Haha so true and then a group of women asking him to hang out while he has that thing around him, like how far fetched is that hahaha

Fool. i'd ask the cute guy in a pool float for his number.(▰˘◡˘▰)
just because you don't like cute men doesn't mean they don't have enjoyers out there~^~

U do u boo