does gender matter in every little thing?
like.. what? xD
i dunno, could you be stupid?
OOhhh Wat a coincidence. my brotha from anotha motha ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter but my vagina is straight.
Didn't know people liked me enough to make a duplicate of my account. I'm honored
Do you mean actually dicks as in penises or do you mean dicks as in personality?
''I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, every night when my rotors are slowing down as I begin to fall asleep I wish for love, but I have no one to love or be loved by.''
That sounds so cool
I'd be scared if I was you.
Nobody understands my pain, Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You should look at your dick and ask it honestly.
"Are you straight or gay?"
If it gets up and say yes to the vagina then it's straight.
If it gets up when it sees it dickfriend then it gay.
And it does not get up then it must be sleeping. (=・ω・=)
or maybe because it can't get horny. it will always flop.
Are you denying the asexuality of dicks? I feel offended.
;9
can dicks be gay?