I'm a chapter or two late but wtf??? How tf did that happen to the zucchini???? She drained it of its fuckin life force or something like a vampire.
Also, why the fuck would you use a zucchini???? A cucumber makes sense but zucchinis are prickly and I mean you can wash them to scrape off all the spiny little hairs, but I wouldn't trust it enough to shove it up there -- imagine you miss a few of the prickly hairs. The itch you have would be impossible to deal with, I'd throw myself off a bridge.
I'm a chapter or two late but wtf??? How tf did that happen to the zucchini???? She drained it of its fuckin life force or something like a vampire.
Also, why the fuck would you use a zucchini???? A cucumber makes sense but zucchinis are prickly and I mean you can wash them to scrape off all the spiny little hairs, but I wouldn't trust it enough to shove it up there -- imagine you miss a few of the prickly hairs. The itch you have would be impossible to deal with, I'd throw myself off a bridge.