I think we need to give the MC an award for the world's absolute DUMBEST primate.
"Hey, police? I didn't read a contract before I signed it and now some shady as FUCK people are trying to use it as an excuse to extort rape me."
"What do you mean you're being told to pay people or let them rape you!?!?! They're trying to convince you it's your literal JOB!?!? HEY! SOMEONE GET THIS GUY AN ADULT! CLEARLY HE'S NOT FIT TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF"
*Boss raises hand slowly and sketchily*
"...no"
*Players raise hand*
"Can someone PLEASE come arrest the flagrant sexual miscreants, like, 5 FUCKING YEARS ago?"
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I think we need to give the MC an award for the world's absolute DUMBEST primate.
"Hey, police? I didn't read a contract before I signed it and now some shady as FUCK people are trying to use it as an excuse to extort rape me."
"What do you mean you're being told to pay people or let them rape you!?!?! They're trying to convince you it's your literal JOB!?!? HEY! SOMEONE GET THIS GUY AN ADULT! CLEARLY HE'S NOT FIT TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF"
*Boss raises hand slowly and sketchily*
"...no"
*Players raise hand*
"Can someone PLEASE come arrest the flagrant sexual miscreants, like, 5 FUCKING YEARS ago?"
*mc raises hand*
"YOU! ADULT SUPERVISION! NOW!!!!!"