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Literally, like it's so much easier to just start talking about women, like "man women are so pretty, why can't I ever find a gf?".
Or mention that you like someone else, or even mention about how you have the worst luck and keep losing guy friends cause they keep confessing to you even though you're not gay.
To be clear I absolutely love this story and I love that he didn't do any of that lol.
"I must create as much alone time with him as possible!!!" by far the DUMBEST way i've heard someone tryna reject someone
istg each other match their freak in a way that they're both so delulu and oblivious it's insane