Uhm so.. Hear me out??

Smoker Dan? Hello? Hot?? Sexy??? Top?? Raw next question?? on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the living room, in the shower, in the garage, on the kitchen counter, on the floor, at ur moms, in the laundry room, in the car, in front of the mirror, in public restrooms, backwards, sideways, outside??