Be my friend

This thread feels like a fever dream

I don’t want to put a raccoon in there

Danny Gonzalez

Tell me a way to kick myself

I’m missing my pathetic ex

Buy yourself an ostrich. Did you know ostrich kick can kill a lion? Everytime you miss your ex, ask your ostrich to kick you, who knows maybe that'll bring back your senses ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Ikr

Is that legal? Let me check…
No like I shouldn’t
He texted me few days ago and told me to be his side chick and send him nudes because he doesn’t like his current gf flat chest

Anyways have you ever thought abt how men can orgasm 4 different ways while women can only do 3?
Like women can cum from outside stimulation, inside stimulation and independently can also squirm
But men can do those three and also have dry orgasm bc their default is to expelled semen so it's different
So I wonder do women will never experience a dry orgasm or would you say all their orgasms are dry and the thing they'll never experience is cumming like a man. Isn't interesting that technically things that mainly apply to women can apply to men most of the time? Like men can come in all the ways women can

You should send him an ostrich, that guy needs a hard kick in the balls (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

But on the serious note, that guy's the worst, he's trash an a pathetic human being. Block him and don't ever spare a glance at him. Reading your reply made my blood boil holy shit.. you can always find someone better than him, just. Not. Him. Please

Screenshot it, block his ass and send those texts to the gf

I don’t know…

Don’t know his gf

He cheated on me with her. She knew he was already dating

Not that I blame her his fault entirely

Damn and he's coming back into your dms? His pathetic ngl

No I’m pathetic.. why I still love him

Well if she already knew he was on a relationship with you, isn't she also a hoe? Both of them are human trash, you should really distance yourself from them ╥﹏╥

I’m trying.. it is so hard to move on… I loved him a lot