guys this is a long one lmao

hello dear viewers^^ in today's episode of Battle of the Boyfriends:
the outcome to the battle between toxic yandere ex bf Rin and tsundere german exchange student Kaiser to win Isagi the school idol's heart is still uncertain as the fight is ongoing fiercely. however through the power of Collective Meatriding Isagi's fans join in the fray to help Kaiser!!!?? President of the KaiSagi Ship Fanclub (a branch of the Love Love Isagi & Football Fanclub) Yo Hiori tells us that the only reason they decided to help Kaiser is bc he's at least better than the Evil Rin??? In response to this, Rin's goons also enter the chaotic battleground and seem to be getting the advantage!! But. a new character is here to the rescue? the Love Love Isagi Club has finally pulled out the big guns- pathetic loser and Kaiser's extreme yandere stalker Alexis Ness claims that he's finally ready to let his crush on Kaiser go and that this battle will be the his last performance.
all of this begs the questions: who will win? who will lose? will Ness finally evolve and meta morph into an Eagle? will he finally be able to taste Liberty? will he ACTUALLY be able to let Kaiser go? will KaiSagi prevail or will RinSagi have a comeback? we can only wait and watch, so until next time~ see you next week^^

TLDR: is ness the main character of this match all along?? also i think KaiSagi is gonna win (finally)

p.s: guys i hope y'all got the Eagle part, i'm referencing not only America but Germany as well lmfao (since both of their national birds are eagles)