i get that he was drunk n im sorry but how can u mistake an assh0le and a pussy

I'm suddenly reminded of that one male spy that pretended to be a woman and even married and had kids with this military official ... and the official never realized until the spy was like "done serving my country. I have a dick. see you never, husband" XD

Wait is this a story?

Worst, it’s irl history xD https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu