The 'dirty' talk

I swear... As much as I love hot sex scenes I can NEVER take this dirty talk serious... It makes me cringe so hard

"Your hole is still as tight as before even tho I already fucked you" NO SHIT SHERLOCK?! IF IT WASN'T DUDE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF ALL THE TIME THO??

I'm sorry but I can't help thinking that ╥﹏╥


Also what's with all the ukes keep saying NO in mangas and the seme doing what they want Σ(っ°Д °;)っ