“Why not? Why won’t you sing!?” BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA, OK!?

My uncle broke his neck tap dancing once

I shat my pants once, while in dance class ..cause I ate canned peas...

O MY GOD I WOULD HAVE TO EVAPORATE IN THAT MOMENT

I WAS SO FUCKI EMBARRASSED EVEN MY CRUSH WAS THEREEE

I TOOK A NEW PAIR OF PANTS FROM MY FRND AND LATER HE ASKED AM I OKAY? AGHHHH I STILL FEEL ASHAMED WHEN I THINK OF THAT NOW I NEVER EAT CANNED PEAS FUCK THEM!

*Fucking

OML this hurts my soul to think about

HELPPnot the trolls reference BAHAHAHA