if i can put a whole bottle of beer up in my ass, then i can put his dick up in my hole

well sadly i cannot.

Excuse me HAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOO

technically you could, but id advise to take the cap off before you shove it up there

I....

Hey, come back here and finish your damned sentence, goddamnit!!

In my opinion this the best answer that can be given Hahaha

Oddly specific

caps hurt.. not that I would know..

you sound like you would know diva.....

.......as long as it wasn't glass i guess