"I would have loved you as a woman, and I would have loved you as a man" I'M GONNA EXPLODE...

"I would have loved you as a woman, and I would have loved you as a man" I'M GONNA EXPLODE OMFG IF HE SAID THAT TO ME I'D MAKE HIM (THE "VILLAIN") DISCOVER SOMETHING ELSE UNDER THE BED BLANKETS BESIDES MY IDENTITY