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First I thought the blurriness was due to the effects of alcohol, I soon realized it was just terrible quality.
They should run it through Google bot to have text be more idiomatic and not just any order of words.
I might see about becoming their French translator, so at least the francophones won't suffer as much as all these anglophones.
Imma wait for a better translation like srslyy these blurry ass chaps are testing my patience (╬￣皿￣)凸