okay so i calculated the velocity his sperm would have to be going at to hit the ceiling. ...

okay so i calculated the velocity his sperm would have to be going at to hit the ceiling. knowing that gravity is 32ft/s^2, the sperm must have been projected at such a high velocity, to the point where the trajectory of the sperm would peak at a height of >15 ft(assuming that the ceiling is 15 ft i just eyeballed it). the angle at which the sperm was launched is ~45 degrees (again eyeballing it).

using the projectile motion formula: h = (v^2sinθ^2)/(2g), where h = 15 ft, θ = 45 degrees, and g = 32 ft/s^2 we solve for v which is found to be 43.95 ft/s. in other words, saitama shot out sperm at a velocity of AT LEAST 43.955 ft/s. (probably more because of how large the "splash" marks are). if it was only traveling at 43.955 ft/s i think the sperm would only graze the ceiling because 15 ft would be the apex of the motion of the sperm, therefore the vertical component of the velocity at that point would be 0 ft/s.

now i looked up the average velocity of sperm during ejaculation. according to google, sperm comes out at a speed of 28 miles per hour at the point of ejaculation which lowkey sounds insane maybe the sites just making shit up??? anyways converting that to ft/s we find that at the point of ejaculation, the average human sperm is traveling at 41 ft/s.

therefore, saitama's sperm is surprisingly only slightly faster than the average human male's sperm. this doesn't make sense to me at all because my goat's supposed to be the strongest man alive and the speed of sperm is proportional to the amount of muscular force when orgasming (according to my research so take that with a grain of salt). so obviously since my goats so swole his specimen should be exceeding that speed by a huge amount.

ofc i assumed that saitama's sperm is going at the bare minimum speed to hit the ceiling, but that could very well not be the case. i can't really calculate the actual speed with my limited knowledge of physics. next time saitama and genos should do it outside, in a place sans any ceiling, so that this phenomena can be observed in its most natural state and i'll actually be able to estimate the TRUE height of the apex of the sperm's trajectory.

perhaps the speed of sperm for the average human male at the moment of ejaculation means how fast it comes out of the penis while its still inside... well who knows really. god knows im not measuring that myself (unless i get to measure lebron's). anyways thats all from your field scientist lebron's #1 pookie bear. over and out.