this is part three of “ok so i’ve decided to write s2 because author is not smh.” p...

this is part three of “ok so i’ve decided to write s2 because author is not smh.”

previously… andrew was waiting in the meeting spot to sell himself to suckingbigballs when luke approached him, declaring he was the user who bought andrew.

andrew dropped the raccoon. it hissed at him this time.

luke sighed. “andrew get out of the dumpster. what are you even doing there?”

“you’re suckingbigballs?”

“yeah i am, now get out of there already.”

andrew didn’t budge. “whose big balls are you sucking?”

“what?”

andrew jumped out of the dumpster and approached luke. “i said whose big balls are you sucking?”

“andrew it’s just a username.”

“LIAR!”

with the power of the dark side, andrew force choked luke. luke clutched at his neck, his eyes pleading for mercy.

suddenly the raccoon bolted out of the dumpster and bit andrew on the leg before sprinting away. andrew howled in pain, letting go of his force choke on luke. luke fell to the ground, gasping for air.

“TRAITOR!” andrew yelled after the raccoon that was already long gone. the pain in his leg was growing, but it was nothing compared to the shattered bond of friendship. he collapsed, gripping the bitten leg.

“andrew, we need to, get you, to the hospital,” luke managed to say between gasps.

“no you’re a liar and a traitor too.” andrew tried to drag himself to create distance between the two.

“you might get rabies!”

“fuck rabies!”

“people don’t magically cure from rabies, and you have a higher mortality rate if you don’t seek treatment!” luke walked up to andrew and kneeled next to him.

andrew averted his gaze from luke. “then i’ll die knowing the man i loved sucks some other guy’s big balls!”

“you won’t die right away because rabies typically has a 30-50 day incubation period, but once the virus reaches your central nervous system and then your brain it’s over!”

“that raccoon showed no signs of having rabies! stop being delusional!”

“the raccoon showed mixed signs of both furious (classical) or paralytic (dumb/numb) rabies. its behavior was highly unusual, and that’s enough to warrant a need to visit the doctor. better to be safe than sorry!” luke slung his andrew’s arm over his shoulder. “now i’m going to help you walk to the car.”

“i don’t need your help!” andrew attempted to struggle against luke to no avail.

“we’ll talk after you get the pep treatment.”

“the what now?”

“pep, which has both the vaccine (hdcv) and immune globulin (rig) as a part of it. the vaccine allows your body to create antibodies against rabies, while the immune globulin already has the antibodies.”

“just let me die!” andrew groaned.

“not until i suck your big balls!”

andrew’s eyes widened. “my what?”

tbc