You smashed his pomegranate. How dare you. To not even recognise the fact that it was wort...

Duck_nim December 3, 2024 1:27 pm

You smashed his pomegranate. How dare you. To not even recognise the fact that it was worth more than your life. You only have yourself to blame.


(on a serious note, that was funny as hell)

Responses
    Morcheeba December 3, 2024 9:18 pm

    Enemy leader will have to return with the devastating news:

    - that he gambled the life of his soldiers on behalf of the kings council
    - that he lost because a pomegranate got smashed
    - using the kings council wasn't the bargaining chip he thought it was
    - ... bro will possibly never ever look a ravine/boulder without shaking in his boots, and for good reason
    - the unfathomable existance of an enemy that says: "do come back with a new army, I need to play with you some more"