this is part two of “ok so i’ve decided to write s2 because author is not smh.” pre...

this is part two of “ok so i’ve decided to write s2 because author is not smh.”

previously… andrew was enthusiastic and put himself on the black market wearing a military uniform.

now… luke shook his head and said this wasn’t enough. he pushed andrew to do more. who was gonna be interested in andrew in a simple military uniform? so luke helped andrew get a new haircut, specifically the korean military cut. in his past life luke swore he was a hairdresser.

andrew with his new korean military cut and in his uniform put himself on the black market to buy for $6k !!!! an anonymous user by the name of suckingbigballs bought him for $6k !!!! andrew was ecstatic and happily told luke the news. luke looked sad and asked “me or mr. suckingbigballs?” andrew ofc chose luke but luke slapped him cuz he wanted that $6k !!!! andrew apologized and walked off to meet up with user suckingbigballs

the meeting spot was the dumpster behind ihop. andrew waited 15 minutes beyond the meeting time. during that time he managed to befriend a raccoon and joined this fellow creature on the hunt for some pancakes.

“andrew?” a voice called out. andrew looked up from the dumpster he was in. he saw luke standing there holding a bouquet and wearing a similar military uniform. he did not have the korean military haircut.

“luke?” andrew replied. “what are you doing here?”

“what are *you* doing there?” luke shot back. he looked very confused.

“i made a friend.” andrew held up the raccoon, and it hissed at luke.

“that thing has rabies!”

“it does not!”

“get out of there you buffoon!”

andrew’s grip on the raccoon tightened, and the creature screeched. “no i’m waiting for suckingbigballs!”

luke smacked his palm to his forehead. “*i* am mr. suckingbigballs!”

tbc