he has to know that's him or I'm going to beat his ass and lock him out the house

nyxxi November 24, 2024 3:15 pm

he has to know that's him or I'm going to beat his ass and lock him out the house

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    Dorko November 24, 2024 8:07 pm

    Frfr

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 24, 2024 9:47 pm

    I forgot who but like a century ago a guy went to go buy chicken for his wife but he forgot and went drinking at a tavern instead. He did still buy the chicken but he came home wasted and his wife locked him out of the house to sober up lol so he's outside at night, in December, in negative temperatures just cuz he got blackout drunk and guess what happened? He watched the chicken freeze and preserve itself, so he was technically the first person to come up with the idea of preserving food in ice for longer periods of time- but his wife forgot he was outside overnight and he contracted pneumonia and died LMFAO random but this comment reminded me of that

    nyxxi November 24, 2024 10:11 pm
    I forgot who but like a century ago a guy went to go buy chicken for his wife but he forgot and went drinking at a tavern instead. He did still buy the chicken but he came home wasted and his wife locked him ou... Isekai-ed into ur bed

    this random info dump is killing me thank u for the new knowledge

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 24, 2024 10:16 pm
    this random info dump is killing me thank u for the new knowledge nyxxi

    Lol you're welcome my brain is stuffed with loads of random facts and true stories I didn't need to know but I do anyways pfft if you want another one you can ask me

    nyxxi November 24, 2024 10:17 pm
    Lol you're welcome my brain is stuffed with loads of random facts and true stories I didn't need to know but I do anyways pfft if you want another one you can ask me Isekai-ed into ur bed

    I'm listeningggg tell me another

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 24, 2024 10:31 pm
    I'm listeningggg tell me another nyxxi

    Okay so basically (still don't remember names but) a privateer - pirate in old talk- decided to go with his crew and take some cows from another country to get some profit instead of going after some treasure. The guy gets a herd of cattle onto his boat and sets off to sell them before the navy comes to arrest him. But on the way, he asks one of his crew to go and check on them, only to learn that they were seasick and were vomiting everywhere lol then the crewmate gets sick, but he's ordered to go back to check on them after a while but their seasickness got worse and you could say it was.. flooded. Then the captain spotted a navy ship and instead of maneuvering to get away from them, he flags them down to come and arrest him. But lo and behold, the navy captain notices something's up when the captain was being super submissive to getting arrested and checked below deck, finding the cows vomiting everywhere lmao so he revoked his arrest and went back to his navy boat cuz that privateer's boat stank too bad and he thought staying on that ship would've been worse than facing jail time those poor cows

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 24, 2024 10:32 pm
    Okay so basically (still don't remember names but) a privateer - pirate in old talk- decided to go with his crew and take some cows from another country to get some profit instead of going after some treasure.... Isekai-ed into ur bed

    God almighty this is long

    nyxxi November 25, 2024 12:24 am
    Okay so basically (still don't remember names but) a privateer - pirate in old talk- decided to go with his crew and take some cows from another country to get some profit instead of going after some treasure.... Isekai-ed into ur bed

    ?!?! where do u get these I'm stunned

    Mara7070 November 25, 2024 6:13 pm
    Okay so basically (still don't remember names but) a privateer - pirate in old talk- decided to go with his crew and take some cows from another country to get some profit instead of going after some treasure.... Isekai-ed into ur bed

    Do you have more facts? I'm super interested ヘ(≧▽≦ヘ)

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 25, 2024 11:04 pm
    ?!?! where do u get these I'm stunned nyxxi

    Idk they just spawn into my brain after watching, reading or studying something (they're true though)

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 25, 2024 11:06 pm
    Do you have more facts? I'm super interested ヘ(≧▽≦ヘ) Mara7070

    There's more where these came from- if you both want more just say the word ;>

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 25, 2024 11:08 pm

    Ngl people at school don't like me because I know so much apparently knowing all these facts makes me annoying to other people because while they work hard for their grades I just get them like it's a given idek atp

    Mara7070 November 25, 2024 11:21 pm

    They are probably jealous because they are stupid (≧∀≦) Don't listen to them, it's good that you know so many things, that makes you way more interesting than other people

    Mara7070 November 25, 2024 11:22 pm

    I would like to know more! It's so interesting, I just love facts ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 25, 2024 11:25 pm
    They are probably jealous because they are stupid (≧∀≦) Don't listen to them, it's good that you know so many things, that makes you way more interesting than other people Mara7070

    Aww that's nice of you to say

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 25, 2024 11:36 pm
    I would like to know more! It's so interesting, I just love facts ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~ Mara7070

    Okay so this fact's a little bit less obscure but it's another one about pirates (you may know the following). Pirates, or privateers, were known as the pillagers of the sea but they were actually quite civilised on their ship and to each other. Matters were handled democratically (i.e. they voted on certain things), they never fought on Sundays and they mostly never fought with each other. Their bedtime was always at 8 or 9pm sharp and if they managed to get loot on that day, it was shared equally among everyone. If you were a pirate on a ship and you failed to adhere to these rules, you'd be marooned on a desert island with no foliage or wildlife- just a bottle of rum and a pistol loaded with one shot. So you could choose your fate- you could either starve and thirst yourself to your inevitable demise, or you could end it with a blow to the head. Queen Elizabeth I used to have pirates who'd work for her to take products from other countries and ship them back to England for a hefty profit or to grow new sustenance. The privateers eventually evolved into the modern day navy.

    Mara7070 November 29, 2024 10:00 pm
    Okay so this fact's a little bit less obscure but it's another one about pirates (you may know the following). Pirates, or privateers, were known as the pillagers of the sea but they were actually quite civilis... Isekai-ed into ur bed

    Oh wow, I didn't know this ヾ(☆▽☆)

    Isekai-ed into ur bed November 29, 2024 10:10 pm
    Oh wow, I didn't know this ヾ(☆▽☆) Mara7070