So real (︶︿︶)
Babe, yaoi lied to you! You ALWAYS need to douche first! Unlike in fiction where the uke have miraculously cleaned butt 24/7, us real humans need to clean the heck out of our butt with water before doing anything with it! Remember, always douche before the deed!
I’m sorry for your misfortune but this is one of the funniest comments I’ve read in a while.
op you didn’t have to admit this but im glad you did cause this is funny as shit
The poop part so real
never gonna understand the yaoi theory because how the fuck that bigass dick entered his ass so easily bro one time i tried to stick one finger up my ass and it hurted like shit and i got poop all over it