how do we break up???

That was the first thing he said

yeah but like...dude said no to the break up and he just goes along with it?? like honey no. you need to be assertive. he can't actually refuse to break up. block him everywhere. don't talk to him. don't let him touch you. and tell people he's forcing you to be in a relationship and ask for help lol

i just think it's funny how hard he's trying to think of a way that will make the dude break up with him. like boy that's not going to work

don't get me wrong i think this is hilarious and i enjoy reading it aksdhjsf but like??? just break up with him for real if you really don't want it!! also i was just trying to be funny lol which tbh...i'm not

It's meant to be silly and not that deep lol like I be said mc is a huge dumbass

oh i know. that's why i like it. he's a dumbass and i love him deeply for it lol i just thought the whole "how do i break up with him" question was too fucking funny for me not to try to make a (bad) joke about it.

(if i took it seriously i'd be horrified because wanting to break up with someone irl and them not letting you is scary af. which isn't what this story is. it's funny and silly)

Totally get what you're saying, like of you wanna break up you gotta stand ur ground and firmly say you wanna break up but I think the uke is in denial. He's a dumbass that doesn't seem to understand his feelings. Everytime he's with the seme he's got this beautiful smile on his face and I think THATS his true feelings. He just hasn't realised it yet.

oh yeah!!! i agree! it's a lot of "i'm not gay so i don't want to date him...but damn he's hot and nice and etc etc" kinda deal which is hilarious