Aragaki: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.Izumi: What if I bite it and it dies?Aragaki: That means you’re poisonous.Satonaka-sensei: What if it bites itself and I die?Aragaki: …That’s voodoo, Sensei.Izumi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?Aragaki: Seriously. That’s correlation, not causation.Kuon Aikawa: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?Nanao Shirahane: That’s kinky.
you just made my day xp
Aragaki: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Izumi: What if I bite it and it dies?
Aragaki: That means you’re poisonous.
Satonaka-sensei: What if it bites itself and I die?
Aragaki: …That’s voodoo, Sensei.
Izumi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Aragaki: Seriously. That’s correlation, not causation.
Kuon Aikawa: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Nanao Shirahane: That’s kinky.