when you just wanna bark bark woof at the thick sexual tension

Teeth October 22, 2024 1:06 am

the steering wheel clench, the innuendos, the heated stares, the absolute balls to the wall horniness of the ML where all that's missing is him breathing down the MC's neck... dear gods

plus the way baby boy is describing himself as garnish (because the Legal Wife is the main dish, obviously. i can't. i'm laughing way too fuckin hard at his dramatic metaphors) like he's accepted being a side ho & subtly exposing his worries that MC might be let down by him when they finally do it/get bored of him sweetie pleaseeeee aaahhhh

AND THE MC JUST GOING THROUGH HIS WORK DAY LIKE NORMAL, LOWKEY WEIRDED OUT. NOT REALIZING THE BLUEBALLING HE'S DOING LMAOOO

Responses
    Zuros October 22, 2024 12:40 am

    the best description of what is happening

    Yeonwoo October 22, 2024 3:36 am

    Wow I did not catch that metaphor

    Teeth October 22, 2024 8:13 am
    Wow I did not catch that metaphor Yeonwoo

    can't blame you, ML is being so friggin adorable in overthinking & reaching so hard just to get a reaction out of MC lmao

    MC: main dish = actual content ; side dish = advertisement promoting the content

    ML: (light yagami face) i get it... it's all so clear to me now... this is all a deep symbolism that reflects his perverse taboo preferences... how he likes cheating on his 'main' wife with several 'side' affairs... how he gets to do (sex)work in a variety of 'fields' which is slang for the numerous people he has hooked up with... and i, too am like all these unnecessary 'garnishes'. knowing we are side dishes makes us desperate (for him) simply because we're just a short dalliance... which is exactly how he likes us... it's all coming together

    Yeonwoo October 22, 2024 5:39 pm
    can't blame you, ML is being so friggin adorable in overthinking & reaching so hard just to get a reaction out of MC lmaoMC: main dish = actual content ; side dish = advertisement promoting the content ML: ... Teeth

    LMAO your characterization is on point~