He's just so done with life lolol
Bro would be on r/ihatemyjob Reddit like "my boss keeps flirting with me. But I have to keep this job to assure my safety and the safety of my country."
"how do I deal with my extremely hot boss that won't stop flirting with me 24/7?" - Yuder probably
"My boss promoted me against my will bc I'm cute. How can i make my attractive boss understand i don't want to sleep with him"
"it's better than being assistant commander" give this man an "I hate my job" shirt pls