i think the author has a dart board with random plot points and wherever the dart that she throws blindfolded lands will be the next chapter
he owns a *throws* TANGERINE FARM and uhhh *throws* PROPOSES TO THE UKE
I'd bet 100 on you being right because this feels too accurate I fear
I actually laughed audibly at this, thanks
i think the author has a dart board with random plot points and wherever the dart that she throws blindfolded lands will be the next chapter