Sweeeet

Slytherinlarrie October 2, 2024 7:50 pm

Bro their behavior is so formal like an old romance movie but also it’s so funny how Lyle being the one that’s all poker face and serious is the one having all these overthinking thoughts like a fangirl like “omg I’m falling for him ong I gotta hold back omg wait does he love me back” he’d almost mentally twirl his hair and write in a pink diary, LIKE WDYM IF HE CALLS ME SWEETHEART I MIGHT JUST HAND HIM MARRIAGE PAPERS BEFORE EVEN PROPOSING YOU THIRTEEN YEAR OLD VIRGIN

and like ASH BABY ARE YOU STUPID if you’re so good at reading the room and you were also thinking Lyle likes you back and that that’s what he was gonna say at your workplace, then KNOWING he heard you tell your coworkers that there’s absolutely nothing between you two did it not freaking cross you mind that it’d hurt to hear?!?!? And didn’t it occur to you to pull him aside away from standing in the middle of your workplace and immediately clearing it up to him that you said it to not affect his reputation and avoid rumors for his sake?? LIKE IF YOU WERE THINKING HE LIKES TOU YOUD THINJ A COMMENT LIKE THAT WOULD HURT SO WHY NOT CLEAR THAT UP BEFORE ASKING WHAT HE CAME THERE TO SAY???

But like godddd they’re so overly formal and considerate of each other like bros TALK stop thinking just TALK especially Lyle like babygirl stop thinking he’s angry at you or that he’ll eventually leave or that he wants you out of the house, if you wanna live together step up and ask if he wants to instead of assuming he wants you out of the house and looking for a place of tour own, like you’re supposedly a noble alpha you’re supposed to have more self assurance and courage to grab what you want instead of acting like an old movie young innocent virgin girl that needs to wait for the man to make the first step in everything AND THEYRE SO FORMAL I FEAR THEYRE NEVER GONNA GET TO A PLACE TO BE FARTING IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER LIKE BABYGIRL WHY ARENT U JUST ENJOYING YOURSELF DURING SEX AND INSTEAD THINKING ABOUT HOW RHIS ANS THAT IS HUMILIATING BRO??? RELAXXXX

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