I have a snake... Wait I'm not going to get creepy, just keep reading.

Phime September 30, 2024 8:48 pm

I have a snake and I just want to say that it's almost as though they got his personality dead on! My little guy is just as aloof as Geumrang is. The bath part sent me, how he put water in water receptacle with zero care in the world that not only he's doing it around but how it will effect others.

Much like my snake is often like the following:

Sans (snake): I DID THE THING!
Me: uh, ok. Good job my adorab..a...l... Why is there a Buffalo in our refrigerator, wait no, HOW is there a Buffalo in our fridge?”
Sans: ROLLER SKATES!
ME: Forget I asked
Sans: I don't know how to forget
Me: what do you mean you don't know how?
Sans: I forgot.
Me: you wat?
Sans: I'm huuuuuuungry I'm going to bite you until you feed me grandpa's pocket rats.

I swear, if my snake could communicate, it would be EXACTLY like this.

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