Most stories: “you will have to get through these trials by using your wits, skills, intelligence, and/or strength.”
Yaoi: “you will have to get through these trials using...” “sex. It's sex right? “Right? It has to be sex. It's always sex,” “it's sex right?” “YES OK FINE! IT'S SEX! HAPPY NOW? YOU GOT IT RIGHT! It's sex.” “...no... not really. I don't particularly /want/ to screw this guy every time we need to like, open a door or whatever.” “why is it always sex?” *Current narrator points at genre list* “it says yaoi RIGHT THERE. Yaoi means EVERYTHING is to be solved with sex” “that's stupid” “hey, I don't make up the rules...”
Most stories: “you will have to get through these trials by using your wits, skills, intelligence, and/or strength.”
Yaoi: “you will have to get through these trials using...” “sex. It's sex right? “Right? It has to be sex. It's always sex,” “it's sex right?” “YES OK FINE! IT'S SEX! HAPPY NOW? YOU GOT IT RIGHT! It's sex.” “...no... not really. I don't particularly /want/ to screw this guy every time we need to like, open a door or whatever.” “why is it always sex?”
*Current narrator points at genre list* “it says yaoi RIGHT THERE. Yaoi means EVERYTHING is to be solved with sex” “that's stupid” “hey, I don't make up the rules...”