DENNIS……

Lmfaoooo

At least is not Bernard of something xD

i’m not going to lie, i do think if i had to choose between these two that bernard is a better name than dennis is. dennis is just that much of a sexless name to me LMAO

hey, if it works for you, respect

What about Kevin? To me Kevin is the absolutely most ungodly, unsexy name possibly spoken upon this earth. Like if a ml or Mc had the name of Kevin I would have to black it out just to continue, and then pray to god it’s never mentioned again. Kevin is literally the worst possible option in my opinion.

To me Kevin still fits the “youngster” image somehow. You know which one I think think doesn’t work tho? Eugene (〜￣△￣)〜

obsessed with this reply honestly. i think i can tolerate kevin because it comes with “kev” as a nickname and that’s cute. if using kev it becomes infinitely more manageable from the Bedroom Aspect Unsexiness Ranking as well so i pers think dennis is still worse LMAO

the name eugene is also tolerable for me solely because my mental image of that name is tied to eugene lee yang, who is objectively very cunty + handsome…. he makes it work

Fair enough xD

Please, Bob is worse.

bob is generally short for robert though which is like. fine in my book so it’s workable LMAO i fear nothing is really making me budge on dennis, that name is just that much of a moodkillr to me. deeply unsexy name. no nicknames that make it less sexless.

But I’m not saying Robert, I wholeheartedly mean, Bob. Plain.

hmmm. considering just bob on its own……. still less unsexy than dennis to me even if it’s not exactly the top tier of names in itself in the sexy rankings LMAO sorry i don’t think anything is gonna be worse to me than dennis is here.