BL recs plz

Stupid ukes? But like, really fucking naïve, where the seme convinces him to do something sexual but he doesn't even realize that it is sexual.
I really wanted an uke who doesn't even think of the possibility of it being sexual at all, very dumb, innocent, gullible guy, being deceived into having sex without knowing that is what he's doing like "a snake bit my dick, suck it" or "we vampires must stick our dicks inside the people we eat, this is just part of eating" or even very silly shit like "did you know that semen is better than milk for improving height? I'll give you mine"
But I'm also ok with just dubious consent "this looks Sexual, but I'm sure it isn't because he said it wasn't" (like the first part of prostate capture report) or "it can't be sexual cuz we're two men, this is just washing/massaging/for health"