him: (absolutely misunderstanding everything) ha, this absolute pathetic evil POS. ugh i hate him so much, i don't really care about him or anything. i'm not doing this bc i'm attracted to him and this is actually all just a plot to torture him, i don't give a rats ass who he's with and what he's up to, really-
*sees them in a compromising position with another man*
GASP! harlot! whORE! how dare you look at another man and betray me!?!???
him: (absolutely misunderstanding everything) ha, this absolute pathetic evil POS. ugh i hate him so much, i don't really care about him or anything. i'm not doing this bc i'm attracted to him and this is actually all just a plot to torture him, i don't give a rats ass who he's with and what he's up to, really-
*sees them in a compromising position with another man*
GASP! harlot! whORE! how dare you look at another man and betray me!?!???