Liars

alilops September 16, 2024 10:55 pm

Yaoi sex is so different from real sex…they need to hire gay writers fr

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    seabi September 16, 2024 10:59 pm

    im not even a boy but this is so real like fym your bf has a 7inches dick ?

    alilops September 16, 2024 11:05 pm
    im not even a boy but this is so real like fym your bf has a 7inches dick ? seabi

    I hope you meant UNREAL

    seabi September 16, 2024 11:07 pm
    I hope you meant UNREAL alilops

    oh my god idk what the fuck is wrong w me today and why my english is this bad but NO i meant like what u said is so real like yeah you’re right

    alilops September 16, 2024 11:16 pm
    oh my god idk what the fuck is wrong w me today and why my english is this bad but NO i meant like what u said is so real like yeah you’re right seabi

    Exactly but i wish it was that simple… i’m still waiting for someone to add the douching crisis in a story

    hamster September 16, 2024 11:26 pm

    dont worry guys... for i am here! I am the beacon of HOPE!

    rou2x September 16, 2024 11:28 pm

    agree! my friend is pretty open about his sex life (he's a bottom) and he would tell me the amount of time he wastes into preparation like fasting, douching, shaving, etc... only for the "top" to be so lackluster and boring. bottoms deserve better!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

    Daddyish_Mc(T T) September 16, 2024 11:37 pm
    agree! my friend is pretty open about his sex life (he's a bottom) and he would tell me the amount of time he wastes into preparation like fasting, douching, shaving, etc... only for the "top" to be so lacklust... rou2x

    I'm not even a guy but I am intrigued by that informationΣ(  ̄□ ̄||).

    rou2x September 17, 2024 12:00 am
    I'm not even a guy but I am intrigued by that informationΣ(  ̄□ ̄||). Daddyish_Mc(T T)

    so like basically before he has sex with anyone, he preps himself... more specifically, his butt/hole/anus.

    since anus is part of gastrointestinal system, u better believe poop is gonna be a problem. that's why he douches (cleaning out the hole with a solution to remove the poo particles up in there, also to remove underlying smell) and if that's not enough, he fasts for maximum 24hrs before an intercourse to make sure that his GI system's good to go, AND if that's not enoughhhh, he said that most bottoms also had to watch what to eat and what not to eat, they gotta watch their fiber intake and their fluid intake etc.

    also, he told me that condoms are not only important to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infections but to also help the cleaning process in their butts better since there's no c*m to clean if the top used a condom. he said that if someone c*me in your butt, it might pose problems to your gut health too.

    basically anal sex is really complicated. sex is complicated especially if you are the receiving end.

    sorry for the long reply (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

    Artemis' bow September 17, 2024 12:18 am
    im not even a boy but this is so real like fym your bf has a 7inches dick ? seabi

    It's not uncommon to have 7inches, I've dated guys with 7 and bigger

    shrine September 17, 2024 12:20 am
    so like basically before he has sex with anyone, he preps himself... more specifically, his butt/hole/anus. since anus is part of gastrointestinal system, u better believe poop is gonna be a problem. that's why... rou2x

    This is why I pretend none of that exists

    alilops September 17, 2024 12:56 am
    agree! my friend is pretty open about his sex life (he's a bottom) and he would tell me the amount of time he wastes into preparation like fasting, douching, shaving, etc... only for the "top" to be so lacklust... rou2x

    Hours getting ready for the other part to finish in 10 mins…… makes me want to kms

    alilops September 17, 2024 12:59 am
    I'm not even a guy but I am intrigued by that informationΣ(  ̄□ ̄||). Daddyish_Mc(T T)

    You have to do something called douching to prevent accidents. You basically clean your colon with water and then eject it until it runs clear. Also they lie a lot in these story…cumming from anal sex is actually pretty rare and (if it was not obvious) you can’t have sex if you dont lubricate enough since the asshole is not a self lubricating organ and NO SALIVA IS NOT ENOUGH

    Myllie1 September 17, 2024 1:13 am

    Guys, idk how to break it to yall, but… it's porn. That's how porn work. No one wants to watch the bottom washing up his rectum and getting all the shit off and the sad sad reality of East Asian country having some of the smallest dick average size or the fact that most men can't fuck for shit and getting pleasure from anal can be a real chore like… that ain't sexy, yall.
    As long as the man doesn't self-lubricate and doesn't have a hole instead of organs to fit a titan's dick, I'm following porn magic logic

    hamster September 17, 2024 2:29 am
    Guys, idk how to break it to yall, but… it's porn. That's how porn work. No one wants to watch the bottom washing up his rectum and getting all the shit off and the sad sad reality of East Asian country havin... Myllie1

    i would love to see them washing they boooty hole! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

    seabi September 17, 2024 2:46 am
    It's not uncommon to have 7inches, I've dated guys with 7 and bigger Artemis' bow

    no but u get what i mean, and maybe it’s not uncommon to you but i’ve never seen a guy w a 7 inches dick.. or more

    Daddyish_Mc(T T) September 17, 2024 8:02 am
    so like basically before he has sex with anyone, he preps himself... more specifically, his butt/hole/anus. since anus is part of gastrointestinal system, u better believe poop is gonna be a problem. that's why... rou2x

    I've been so curious about this topic. Especially when I overheard my sister's gay friend talking about "gay sex" and from what I recall he's a bottom too and that made me question like how did they do it? What about the poop? Trust me I have a thousands question in my mind after I eavesdrop in their convo. Now I know how it works irl and I think it's kinda complicated to do anal sex in a bottoms part. ╥﹏╥ It's too far from the sex in Yaoi:( I feel enlightened.

    Artemis' bow September 21, 2024 10:51 am
    no but u get what i mean, and maybe it’s not uncommon to you but i’ve never seen a guy w a 7 inches dick.. or more seabi

    I have no idea what you mean because I think you're over estimating what 7 inches looks like. Seven inches is pretty much the length of a Google pixel phone.