Unfuckingfortunately, my gold panning for today is shittier than dried up shit smeared on ...

Nvmnd, callisto brings me back to life

I wonder what our ancestors would understand by reading this-

i think that sentence alone would've killed a victorian child

I think they'd understand the first half

Lmaooo frr

what if they think it's some sort of ritual to complete to make the gods happy

Come on im sure they would know what gold panning and ass hole is

i mean all those words together tho-

Im sure they were smart enoughhhhh

Regrettably, my endeavors in gold panning this day have proven more futile than the most parched and wretched of refuse clinging to the edge of a most unsightly crevice. Why must they all contain such trivialities, only to assault the readers with the protagonist's visage, as though we would so easily forget the events of but two chapters past?

Is this better? (Thanks chatgpt)

dedicated to make them ancestors understand your modern world frustrations lmaoo